February 2012
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January 2012
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I want to do something for her… but what? Well, there’s the usual...
– Beast and Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast
December 2011
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November 2011
3 posts
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
– Marcelene Cox (via anntaylor)
October 2011
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September 2011
10 posts
Wine makes you feel fine!
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August 2011
17 posts
...what is he smoking??
Me: They gave me $755, isn't that an arbitrary number?
He-who-shall-not-be-named: One for every... pound
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Juno MacGuff: I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mac MacGuff: Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.
[Juno nods]
Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
I wish you were here… cooking
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Sweet Words from Auntie
Chrissie, congratulations!!! Your mom told me about your new job. I’m so proud of you. Make sure that when you get your first paycheck, you buy yourself something special. Also, be sure and save $1.00 from your first paycheck and NEVER spend it. Keep it in a special place in your wallet to signify that your wallet will never become empty. Good luck to you and welcome to the work force!!!!
Anonymous asked: well i would DJ n sing louder in front of everyone. now ur answer.
Anonymous asked: Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
July 2011
10 posts
Inception!